A few months ago, I got a letter in the mail.
The guy must have dropped it off himself because all it said on the envelope was "Don't throw it away."
I almost just ripped it up and threw it right into the trash because it scared me.
Nobody sent me letters. Ever.
But, my curiousity beat the fear by a long shot and so I opened it up.
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Hayner,
If you're reading this, I commend your ability to follow instructions from complete strangers. But there isn't time for me to ramble on about that- there are pressing matters at hand that I feel you can handle. Below will be a series of instructions that should be no problem to follow, consider